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By Justin Racz

They're kooky, they're crazy-50 family members Worse Than Yours is a nightmarish relatives reunion that would have you ever appreciating your individual bizarre extended family. there is the relatives e-newsletter writer who retains you up-to-date on how Uncle Carl's hip is doing; there is Holistic New Age Aunt, who is aware Madonna from Kabbalah classification yet refuses to introduce you simply because that will be undesirable karma; and there is baby Who was once in a countrywide television advertisement, who has more cash than you do. after which there is Uncle Speedo, the Monopoly financial institution Thief, and Your Son, the Tenant.
Filled with hilarious images and bullet issues directory all their terrible features, 50 relations Worse Than Yours is the correct present for somebody who is embarrassed by means of a few participants in their relations, which let's simply admit it really is approximately every person. And who is familiar with, it's possible you'll even realize a relative or two...
Justin Racz is an ads copywriter. he's the writer of J.Crewd and 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours. He lives in big apple urban.
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"Take this funny travel of the world's worst work."-Entertainment Weekly
"Justin Racz has performed a big carrier to us all with 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, a piece most likely most sensible saved in your task web site for undesirable days."-Chicago Tribune
Also on hand: 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours hc 1-58234-492-2 ISBN-13: 978-158234-492-8 $14.95

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They're kooky, they are crazy-50 kinfolk Worse Than Yours is a nightmarish family members reunion that may have you ever appreciating your individual bizarre extended family. there is the relations e-newsletter writer who retains you up-to-date on how Uncle Carl's hip is doing; there is Holistic New Age Aunt, who is aware Madonna from Kabbalah type yet refuses to introduce you simply because that might be undesirable karma; and there is baby Who used to be in a countrywide television advertisement, who has more cash than you do.

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Even though you've known her your entire life, Conversation Hijacker knows very little about you. The five-speed hand blender she told you all about the last time you saw her. "That reminds me of the time that I . " No need to watch Entertainment Tonight. She knows what's up. Somehow it's a natural segue from Julia Roberts's life to hers. 21. Power-Hungry Hosts They insist on monopolizing the family-function venue; their home is conveniently located at the epicenter of the core family. Because there are so many people at their home, their hospitality and graciousness are their gifts to you.

Barbeques, reunions, funerals—is nothing sacred? Every birthday he gives you a video he filmed at your birthday the previous year, peppered with witty commentary and homemade sound effects. "Back up, you're ruining my shot. " Determined to get on America's Funniest Home Videos with that clip of you getting hit in the crotch with a pinata bat. He does a great Robin Leach. Won't let you handle the camcorder. No way. Sorry, it's not a toy. 16. Slightly Racist Grandparent Asians are Orientals, African Americans are blacks.

Be very afraid. 43. The Vegan The Vegan is a pariah, insisting on "humane" food alternatives to the traditional carnivorous Thanksgiving Day meal. 24-pack of organic, dairy-free, gluten-free, no-carb snack bars. "This holiday is more about the flavors of the harvest than butchering live animals. " But if that's true, did they eat soybean pie at the first Thanksgiving? She loves McDonald's. Every year Uncle Frank slips some dark meat in the Tofurky and waits for her to scream. Vegans are just weird.

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